texas
Greenbang doesn’t know if you’ve been watching a bit of the Olympics at the weekend – or if instead you have a life – but if like her, you’ve been cloistered away watching everything from ping pong to men’s weightlifting, the highlight of the weekend was the gold
starck
Let’s play a word association game (think Mallett’s Mallet but without the threat of violence from a berk with a rubber hammer). Cat (Greenbang imagines you’re thinking ‘cat’). Food (Greenbang guess you’re thinking ‘eat’). Greenbang says word (bet your response is ‘association’). And last one? Philippe
rural
Greenbang went to the country once. She wasn’t quite sure what all the fuss was about – sure, there’s scenery that would bring a tear to a glass eye and country pubs with open fires and salt-of-the-earth landlords but could you get a Ginsters pasty and a bottle of
savills
If you’d like the follow the herd, rather than go out and buy Coldplay’s album (in the name of all that’s good and right, don’t do that), but rather sell off your wind farms. Earlier this week, Savills divested itself of half its wind joint venture
energy
If you’re an avid reader of the Crown Estate press releases, as Greenbang is, you’ll notice that late last month, Regent Street hosted a Guinness World Record attempt for the largest Sevillanas dance with 456 dancers and 100,00 onlookers. Greenbang is pleased to tell you the attempt
department of energy
Greenbang has always wondered about the term memorandum of understanding. How understanding do you have to be? If your co-signer turns up half-cut at 3 am in the morning wanting a party and you’ve got to get up early the next day, do you have to be understanding then?
openhydro
While Greenbang was busy getting excited over the delicious red and black stylings of the Seagen turbine that went up in Ireland earlier this month, she’s now had her head turned by a new Scottish interest. While SeaGen will be pumping out its electricity goodness into the national grid
marine current turbines
Greenbang has some good news for you. No, that whole Boris Johnson thing wasn’t actually a big joke and Constable Beadle isn’t about to divest himself of a fake beard and confess to pranking the capital any time soon. The news isn’t that good. The news is,
investment
Regular readers might recall that he asked you what your favourite oxymoron is. Greenbang rattled through a couple, finally deciding on ‘military intelligence’. However, foolish Greenbang missed another glaringly obvious one: ethical bank. Hilarious, isn’t it? Banks, loan sharks dressed up in fancy suits, have long had the reputation
royal family
Greenbang bets you that she can make your eyes roll back and tut with three small words. Ready? The. Royal. Family. See! You did. Even Greenbang did and she knew what was coming. Yes, the hilarious exploits of our beloved Royal Family has been keeping the Great British public entertained
GE
Imagine you’re down the pub. Not hard, is it? Imagine that you’re at the bar and you’ve put in an order for a round for you and your chums. Imagine you’ve got the money to pay for it in your pockets and imagine your mates are
geothermal
Greenbang reckons that the CEO of Scottish Southern and Energy must be lighting a cigar in his office and possibly treating himself to an extra spin in his wheely chair – that’s how good a day it must be chez SSE, after the company scored an government approval for a
